Leslie Nielsen

Marshal Richard "Dick" Dix

Ophélie Winter

Cassandra Menage

Ezio Greggio

Captain Valentino Di Pasquale

Peter Egan

Dr. Griffin Pratt

Alexandra Kamp

Dr. Uschi Künstler

Damien Masson

President Bill Clinton

Pierre Edwards

Lieutenant Bradford Shitzu

David Fox

Secretary Osgood

Sam Stone

Police Chief Halverson

Verona Pooth

Yetta Pussel